YES.  I am absolutely not kidding you.  There is a company called My Tagalongs.  Before I tell you my story, I’m going to let them tell you who they are -

From the women who introduced the world to ready-to-wear disposable underwear, comes an exciting new line of 30 lifestyle accessories that are specifically designed to save time and make life a little easier. From purse organizers to tool cards, eco-chic totes to stackable jars for favorite creams, MYTAGALONGS has created a wealth of well-designed, practical accessories that can be conveniently stashed at the office, in the car or in a purse.

Now it’s my turn.  I was sent two things.  What you see above (I’ll get into THAT in a minute) and an ADORABLE little nylon purse organizer -

Pardon the pink behind it, I cropped the organizer out because that’s what I got with the thongs.

YES.  I SAID THONGS.  DISPOSABLE THONGS.

When I first got them a while back, I had no idea they were even coming.  I opened the package up and I started laughing my ass off.  I loved the organizer, so I started using it as a makeup case but holy shitballs, you would not believe it.  Someone makes disposable underwear.

I know we’ve all heard of edible underwear, but that’s just not practical.  If you think you’re heading out wearing edible underwear, you’re going to end up with a fruit roll up in your ass cheeks.

Anyway, I laughed for a few reasons.  I believe the purpose of the disposable underwear is for women who might bleed through their panties when Aunt Flo is coming for a visit.  Side-note: If someone reading this is actually named Flo and is an Aunt, I’m not talking about you.  I’m talking about a woman who gets her period.  Shhh…I don’t want to scare my male readers off.  This is a kick ass story.

Flashing back to me opening the box, I thought “Ooh!  Yay!  Zebra bag thingy!” and then I saw the picture at the top of this page.  A 5 pack of multi-colored disposable thongs.  So many things crossed my mind.  I’m pretty sure I made a few Facebook remarks.  I was absolutely THRILLED to see them simply because they are not only brilliant, but because I don’t have a uterus, henceforth meaning Aunt Flo (again, Flo.  I apologize.) does NOT pay me a visit.

I stood in wonder as I checked out My Tagalongs.  They’re rolled up super tiny and even have a hot pink tampon (sorry guys) case you can put them into!  You just head out on the town with whatever method of protection you use and when it fails you because Aunt Flo decided to kick you in the uterus, you have a backup pair to put on!  Better yet, put on the My Tagalongs BEFORE you go out when you know that you’re uterus is beating the living shit out of you.  That way, when she starts to creep past your Flo-shield you can just take ‘em off, toss ‘em out and put new ones on!  Who wants to carry around bloody undies?

Ew.  You’re nasty.

Alright.  Back to my story.  While I got a solid laugh at the brilliance and creativity of my disposable undies, I just said “Thanks, but I lack the uterus that would make this reviewable.” and carried on in my usual fashion (I have yet to figure out what that means, but let’s roll with it.).

Again I’d like to take a side bar here and point out that I can’t ever figure out where the . goes when I use ( ).  I know I use ( ) a lot but I’m never sure if I’m using the . right.  If you look at the last paragraph, I ended it with – .). -Is that right?  It looks like a pair of boobies to me.

Oh, how this mind of mine wanders.  I make me giggle.  So there the panties sat on a shelf in my kitchen.  Again, after the initial opening of the package and wearing one of them on my head and laughing since I lack the uterus necessary to test them out, I ignored them.  I told the company I appreciate and respect them but I can’t write a review for something I can’t review.

I was wrong.  I love disposable undies.

A few weeks ago, I had to make a quick stop in L.A. for the E3 Expo <—wrote about it there.  I left for L.A. at 6PM EST and arrived there at 8PM PST (time zones freak me out).  I went straight to bed and knew I’d be up and out the door by 6:30AM PST and would only be spending the one day in L.A. so I didn’t want to pack a lot.  I also didn’t want to have to have a roller bag at the Expo and I’m not the backpack type so I just brought a giant purse with me.

Since I assumed I’d be getting free shit, I wanted that purse to be as big and as empty as possible.  Knowing I was only going there for that one day, I saw no reason to have two outfits so what I did was put a My Tagalongs disposable thong on and wore the cute capris and black tee with black ballerina flats I wanted to wear the next day.  BRILLIANT!  I flew to L.A. wearing that outfit and the disposable thong.  I got to my room – survived an earthquake – and hung my cute little outfit up so that it was all fresh and pretty for the next day.  I went into the bathroom to pee and I THREW MY UNDIES IN THE TRASH.

It was so cool.   The next morning, I put on a new pair and headed of to the Expo, confident that if there is a security bag check, they would not find used undies in there. 

To the men reading this, I need to explain that women spend a lot of money on undies.  You can’t just toss out your favorite undies because they got icky when you’re out on the town and the aforementioned (did I spell that right?) incident happens, it’s really sad to know you have to toss them and it’s horribly alarming to not have a replacement. It’s not like we carry a thong everywhere we go. Sorry to disappoint.

So I’m ending my story.  That’s about it.  The Expo kicked ass and my jeans were clean and fresh.  I managed to fly across the country and back wearing the same outfit and two pairs of undies that I could throw away.  It doesn’t matter if you have a uterus or not.  There are other reasons My Tagalongs are useful.  You can use them for what they’re designed for, you can use them for the same reason I had to and you can use them after you have some happy early morning happy fun time with your spouse and know the ick might be leaky. Check out their website.  They have TONS of cool shit.  I only reviewed them and the bag and I am SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME.

Just like we are

The where to buy is www.mytagalongs.com

• Wear once panties pack of 5 (thongs) retails for $4.99
• Wear once panties pack of 5 (bikini) retails for $4.99
• Wear once panties pack of 2 (thongs) retails for $2.99
• Wear once panties pack of 2 (bikini) retails for $2.99
• They come in small/medium and large/x-large