The Douchebag Is Back
There’s no way humanly possible I can write a douche review without being vulgar and potentially hilarious. They gave me permish to go all Julie on this one. If this will offend you and cause your eyes to set on fire, stop reading now.
I’ve had various douche conversations over the years. I make fun of people, I still laugh at the classic “Not so fresh feeling” commercial and have heard the ever famous “douching will kill your vagina” speeches dozens of times. I’m not a douche-pro but I’m sure I had some douche-tastic “Gettin’ the love-jizz cleared out from wake up sex so I wouldn’t leak jizz all day” situation but with all the scary douche talk, we all tend to just let the jizz leak out.
Then WaterWorks sent me an email saying that the FDA approved their douche and asked me if I could review it. I said yes for two reasons. First of all, I can now tell people they’re wrong since the FDA is diggin’ it and secondly, this review has brought so many new douche terms into my life I felt it was my personal obligation to share them all with you. I hyphenated all the ones I plan on using in the future (i.e. “douche-tube”). (more…)
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